Saturday, 29 June 2013

Day 30 - High Flight!

I am here and completely wrung out. Fortunately I've been wrung out for several days now so I've spent most of today in a pleasant haze! I caught the nice plane, Angkor Air, after a slight snafu with my penknife, necessitating checking in twice and putting my hand luggage in the hold! This meant I was without my carefully printed visa entry instructions. Nevertheless met at the rather nice airport by "Chammy" (sounds like something out of Absolutely Fabulous!) and driven, with two others, young French girls, through the city to Apartment #2. This city is smaller and therefore cleaner than Hanoi. They wear better motobike helmets generally and the car to bike ratio is smaller. There are more walls and the walled buildings themselves are more modern. However, there is no hot water and no air con. I have a large fan thank god. Best of all though, I have a room to myself! Phew. Most of the volunteers here are French, Swiss or other French speaking regions. With no other British around in my apartment it does make it a little more sophisticated!

We arrived at 11.45am just in time for lunch. All meals being prepared for us, they are all eaten at set times. It was delicious, with, wait for it, HOT noodles!  Somewhat surprisingly the volunteers eat with spoon and fork, not chopsticks. With my head spinning, the volunteers I met at lunch announced they were going to the pool for Sunday afternoon. We all agreed to join them, I only just had enough time to snatch up my mobile Sims before we were off in a tuk-tuk (in fact I had to run after them!).  A tuk-tuk in Cambodia is a four seater people litter on two wheels with a motobike providing the horsepower at the front. Some of them have wooden seats and are prettily painted a la Indian cliches, and they have curtains and rain covers.  

We went to the Phnom Penh Sports Club. This has two pools and a large fitness gym. No air con of course but you can get soft drinks and hot snacks. Apparently there is another one called Good Times sports club. I immediately set about trying to get my sim to work but no luck. O2 has not penetrated to Cambodia yet!  I will need a local phone. However, I was making such a fuss one of the old hands, Leah, lent me hers to send a text to Dad. Phew! I do hope it was received Ok, it was sent about 2 hours after I landed.

We took a tuk tuk to the Riverside from the Sports Club. This was actually rather unfortunate as not only did the heavens open but we had what is apparently a very rare occurrence of a grumpy tuk tuk driver! This resulted in a slanging match between the driver and Leah when he dropped us off, in the downpour, at the wrong end of the riverside promenade.  We took shelter with many Cambodian under a promenade pagoda.  There I saw insects for sale as snacks, including cockroaches, crickets, frogs and (huge) maggots.  Culture shock would have set in about now if I had not been so completely zonked anyway. Dripping, we headed on down the promenade, past the Royal Palace and the National Museum, to see the delights of riverside. There, comforting sights at last such as balcony cafes and restaurants with a view and also a very smart pharmacy that sells smart snacks too.  Incidentally the river is the Tonle Sap I think, not having found a city map yet) and quite wide where it meets the Mekong. Rainbow!

On the way back, in yet another tuk tuk (motos really not recommended), price of $2 negotiated in advance, we passed the Independence monument on our way to the Bayon supermarket. Indeed a supermarket. Home in time for dinner, served at 7pm, of mashed pumpkin and curry. Yummy. The others have gone out for ice cream, but not me, too tired!

I intend to try the Library cafe for wifi tomorrow morning, before my induction at 2pm, which should hopefully enable purchase of a Cambodian phone.

Day 29 - last day in Vietnam

In a fine display of dedication I got up early on my last day to go and see Uncle Ho and pay my respects. I had promised Giang I would say thank you to him for making my visit to her country filled with such nice people. And so I did. I was nicely early so got in with the first stream - however that stream was a loooong one!  Despite dressing carefully in full length trous and my red animal print overshirt, I was still singled out as being I appropriately attired and had to go off and purchase what turned out to be quite a nice scarf to cover my shoulders. I was a bit miffed about this as I thought that had kiboshed the last of my budget however found a stash later so was able to make it to the Sheraton. The queue snakes for a couple of blocks however it is mostly shaded. It was a clear day so what pics I got on my mobile should at least have blue sky and green grass, if I ever figure out how to download them here! Uncle Ho, Ho Chi Minh himself, was very dead and very air conditioned. A fine display of embalming, I did find it quite impressive and liked the way his hands were illuminated too so they were actually what you first saw on entering. I also noticed his ear. As you do. The guards were all in white and looked very suspicious if you met their eyes. The fact that it was against his wishes to be treated in this fashion was very much in my mind all the time. 

I wandered around the so called botanical gardens ( the odd tree had a name on it and to be honest my Latin was not up to it) and visited Ho's house and his stilt house, complete with conference table in the lower part of the house. All polished and beautifully kept. I made a friend, Quang, who was curious about where I was from and we chatted a bit as we went round. She was from a nearby province and had come for the first time today with her sister, mother, husband and two children.  Later on I was also accosted, literally grabbed by the arm and dragged over for a photo by another group of tourists who did not speak any English at all, which was very funny. I deigned to take off my sunglasses.  The Vietnamese always make the V-sign when taking photos. I think as it was Saturday, I had come on the day the Vietnamese visit, I hardly saw any westerners, at least that early.

At the Sheraton this pm for a final air conditioned chat on Skype!

Misc: they have roundabouts here, have I mentioned?  Some of the architecture is Art Deco making me reminisce on France. I've finally discovered what. Fried spring rolls are in Vietnamese: NEM RAN

Update: cockroaches 0; Fio 2

Electric storm over West Lake! A life goal fulfilled! Most amazingly, elementally beautiful.





Day 28 - Friday

I cannot really believe I have made it to the end of the month already!  Sure enough, I was taken up to the principal's office for a farewell tea at Thang Cong B mid-morning, where Ms Yen chattered on in vietnamese. It was lovely and flattering, with cake, boiled corn cob (yum), lychees and jasmine tea.  I was given presents: tea, coffee and a dress (which I must now try hard to fit into!) and my email was taken for future ref. I was told the principal's daughter attended one of my classes and liked it so that was a relief! Apparently the children found my teaching quite encouraging.




It climbed to 37degrees today. After classes Giang took me out for Pho. We went off on the bus in the opposite direction to usual and made our way to a mid-range price kerbside cafe. 30k VND ($1.5) for a large bowl of ribbon noodles, meat, tofu and soup in a separate bowl, with soya milk to drink. It was very hot and sticky but extremely interesting and Giang was pleasant company. She told me about the bicycle radio-news sellers, who often cycle past with radios blaring announcements. Not political after all, they are merely selling the news! They make recordings too if you ask.





Boiling hot, I stopped by the Projects Abroad Vietnam office on the way home to check out.  Also went into the Old Quarter to pick up my tailoring (I have a lovely, cool, new pair of cotton and silk 'pantaloons' - what I'm calling them!) and have a last wander and an iced coffee.

Friday evening, after a dinner made specially by Tuyet for me of Com Ga Hoi An, I went out with Nina, Orlaith and Catherine. Nina had suggested trying to find a nice bar on Nui Truc ( the street I walk along every morning to the bus) so we wandered about a bit - some places are really smelly - and then I spotted a place that looked interesting, " Z Bar "  behind a black frontage! It turned out it was indeed nice inside and even had live music!  We had mocktails, which you can get easily here. I had a raspberry and soda thing that was refreshing. Managed to catch a bit of day 5 of Wimbledon before bed.

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Day 24 to 27 (Monday to Thursday)

Day 24 - Mon

A cockroach flew in the door and straight at me this eve. Interesting timing as I am starting to worry about the wildlife I may encounter in Cambodia. 

At school, the girls are consistently better in class than the boys, no matter whether teams, one to one or puzzles.  If I was not careful with the distribution in the teams the girls would win every time. Sometimes I'm not so careful ;-) 

"The Little Prince" and The Pied Piper of Hamlyn" are both here in Vietnamese translation.

My grumpy yoghurt seller is not so unpleasant. He nodded at me today and gives me mini-spoons for the yogs.


Day 25:

Giang, my newest volunteer translator is by far the most annoying yet. She is hyper-efficient, stands too close, reads my notebook, corrects my handwriting and is possibly one of the friendliest people I've yet met. She is a genuine article. I also discovered one of the two young men who come to help with the class is the son of the director of Projects Abroad Vietnam - Linh. 

Duy Minh came and sat on my knee today as I read Empire magazine. I wonder if I can get away with a super-hero themed lesson? The larger classes are more chaotic and intimidating but are perhaps the more fun to do.  Also tried a new bus route home, no. 18 this time.

The lady next door had a conversation with her (talkative, white Siamese) cat this afternoon. I could hear every word. The cat is very erudite. The lady is very nouveau riche.

Saw "Iron Man 3" on pirate DVD tonight. Cost $1. I have also found a copy of " The 47 Ronin Story" and am reading it avidly.

I went over to the tailor shops near the cathedral today, to investigate "Co, hand made tailoring". Hmm...




Day 26 - Wed

I trotted over to Poem Spa this afternoon on Doi Can, the next alley over from us, Doi Can 209. Very nice back room spa and hair salon. I had a leg wax and the result is, I swear Mum, better than Richard Ward on the Kings Rd!  The picture shows a roadside barber, not in use unfortunately. The Vietnamese are not always ok with you taking their photo, though if you are blonde they take a lot of you!



Fanny's for ice cream again and I had the Chocolate Ligeois and met a whole group of new volunteers, including the gorgeous Remy from the US, two tall blokes from Yorkshire and two girls I think also from the UK. We also have two new Irish volunteers in House #1: Orlaith and Catherine. They have been complaining of 'culture shock', then tonight one of them announced " I like a hot shower". Etc. They are all young but very polite ( so far).  After ice cream  we went on to "Umbrella" in the Old Quarter, and after a margarita or two I tried an apple "shisha" (just a large, pretty, hubble bubble) and went up to stand next to the DJ TeaJay (!) to watch him spinning his discs ( i.e. adjusting his equaliser occasionally). He was very nice. 

The chalk dust is starting to bug me. 

Day 27 - Thurs

I'm really looking forward to a change now. 

Hyper-efficient Giang missed her bus and did not turn up this morning, neither did the other two guys, leaving me with my most difficult class of the week on my own.  So I did Superman as my theme. Corrupting the young. Ha.  ( They loved it). Took the no. 18 home again.

Prepping for Cambodia. Watching Day 4 of Wimbledon!





Sunday, 23 June 2013

Day 22 and 23 - Mai Chau

Mai Chau is west of Hanoi.  After a four hour drive through the lushest countryside I've seen yet we came to the Valley.The suburbs of Hanoi in this direction are first a muddle of, of all things, allotments, that become more market gardens as the space between houses increases.  By the time we hit highway 4, of which my guide, Dzun and driver Duc, were very proud, I had seen every vegetable possible growing from tomatoes and maize ('corn') to the inevitable bananas. They use the banana trees as edging around properties and fields and outside their front doors and shops.  Though I had noticed market gardens on the road to Ninh Binh I had not realised how common or important they are.  Every spare inch is used up along the roadside. As well as the banana, mango, guava, Jackfruit and Malay Acama (?) trees (for shade), corn and later sugar cane was growing in every scrap of land between shops, that land that in Britain would be dirty scrub. Rice paddies feature too of course, on the flat at first and then 'stepped' as the countryside became more mountainous.  We passed the University of Forestry. Forests seems to be made up of  Red Gum trees from Aus. and huge black stemmed bamboo. Also saw the odd stand of cinnamon trees, steep slopes covered in ferns and hundreds of Robinia Frisisa!  Sugarcane is the specialty of this region: Hoa Binh. On the way in we stopped at a cafe briefly where they were selling pickled scorpion and had a cobra in a jar. I wonder if they were pickled in the local green tea? (which I tried and was disgusting). The same cafe also had caged bird of course, this one made some spectacular noises though. It was gunmetal grey, about the size of a blackbird, with a black crest. Stupid thing, if it didn't sing, it wouldn't be kept caged. Then again it would probably be pickled. 






Mai Chau lodge is something special. Everything works! The food is fantastic and they don't try too hard. There is even complimentary rice wine! It is situated on the edge of a lotus pond that I found very zen. After check in and lunch, where I found myself taking pictures of the food seriously for the first time - banana flower salad, 'farmer' vegetable soup, catfish fritters and caramel pork, with watermelon tea for dessert - we set off for a cycle ride. 




It was 40 degrees, however it was great; we saw most of the valley in a only a couple of hours.  I got some fantastic shots of the rice paddies and farming,  saw butterflies: tortoiseshell, a large black, two black and white types and a most spectacular huge black or purple and iridescent blue swallowtail variety (the Chinese Peacock). An old woman noticed my interest when I first saw it and tried to call my attention to it when it appeared again. Unfortunately I could not capture a pic. 





We cycled along the edges of paddies where they were rotavating the fields after harvest, saw the seedlings in small squares at the corners of the fields and elsewhere saw them burning off the haystacks.  The buffalo graze the stalks while they are still standing. There were irrigation channels and wild streams, small bridges, surfaced lanes and as we went round Lac I and Lac II, two of the local handicraft villages the area is famous for, people would call out 'hello' and I would answer. My favourite sights were the cow in the bamboo byre, a buffalo being yoked and a red brick kiln, which I wish I had a photo of as it was just so large and unusual to my British eyes. An abandoned bicycle next to the path usually meant a lady in the circular 'non la' hat inspecting the rice in the nearest paddie.





Mai Chau is primarily the home of the White Thai people, second most populous of the 54 ethnic minorities that the water puppet theatre taught me! There are also Black Thai, Tay, Zao and Hmong people in these parts. The Hmong are the most distinctive with a traditional embroidered skirt that the women still wear. We saw women working at their looms and men carving and welding (modern welding).  Also heard a man playing the traditional local wooden flute. I had been admiring the design of their traditional stilt houses for a while and only with hindsight have realised this design indicates a lack of theft, however beyond their bikes and working tools they do not have a lot inside, as I found out on Sunday. Meanwhile,  as we cycled along the main road along the valley we stopped to watch the local saturday volleyball game. It was a tournament between villages taking place on the rec ground in front of the local theatre, all the men sitting around on their bikes watching and cheering. Seemed familiar.







Back about 4.30pm meant there was time for a swim and a head and shoulders massage before supper.  Unfortunately the massage, which was the best I've ever had, (45 mins, $18, read it and weep), triggered a coughing fit. I must have been a most unpleasant guest that weekend but all the staff and my guide were thoroughly kind and even overly solicitous! I had to explain I was tired to everyone from the chambermaid to the manager! Dinner, in the company of a very cute gecko who wanted to walk about inside my lampshade so that I could admire his feet, was heaven sent crispy fried spring rolls. The lodge guests then watched a display of traditional dance (snake dances and love dances, deary me humans really don't change their priorities the world over) in a gaspingly hot and humid basement room. Vietnamese, particularly those who have been at the rice wine, do not shut up during performances. It was now raining: the monsoon has apparently finally arrived. 





Day 23 - Sunday - TOAST! Need I say more? Next morning dawned cloudy and later the rain set in in biblical fashion. My hair curled. Saw the nearby Mo Luong Cave first thing - yet more calcium carbonate, spooky ladders, tiny bats (the local guide did not know what type but Dzun says they have enormous fruit bats where he comes from, further north, halfway to Sapa) and to hear more history about stored explosives and snakes that grew up to be dragons. The cave was unlit in patches and there was batshit everywhere. I got a bit spooked on my own with just two guides. And a hard hat. Yes, a yellow hard hat had to be worn. Sigh. However, it turned out I needed it as I did indeed clonk my head on a stalactite! 





Had a nice long rest during the middle of the day, where I discovered Vietnamese television is VTV 1,2 and 3, news and nonsense, and that very violent movies are on early. The kids at school often draw missiles and guns amongst their drawings of animals and houses. My hotel room had a kettle and shampoo and shower gel bottles that were imitation rice wine flasks - nicest way of doing this I've seen I think. On the way home the temp dropped to 23degrees in the mountains and there was a heavy mist (unal-nathrac-besooth-methud etc). There had been a landslide on the way in yesterday so the driver was going slowly. We stopped at a roadside market way up in the mountains, belonging to the White Thai people, where Dzun bought some (a huge bag of) snails to give to a friend, as we were going to tea with him!


Hmong Brother, ('An' means both brother and England), who used to own a resaurant and now owns two stilt houses thatched in palm, gave us tea and rice wine. Both delicious. Herbs were added to the rice wine to make my cough go away (it has possibly worked). He lives there with grandma, who was asleep beside a fan on the floor when we arrived and got up to fetch a thermos full of boiling water for the tea; and his wife, a nice ordinary lady who is a history teacher. His daughter had got married about four years ago and there was a huge wedding photo over their bed, with photos of the grandchildren stuck on a calendar next to it. The Hmong people have no religion. They worship their ancestors. The (scrumptious) son in law wandered in while we were there and sat on the broken but useful office chair which was the only chair in the top part of the house ( the lower part, under the stilts seemed to be being used for joinery). We took off our shoes before heading upstairs. I was allowed to sit on the very low bed, which had a wicker counter pane over it. The office chair is also used at the computer table, which had a printer on it. There were two cupboards, a silver Panasonic tube TV, satellite box (I had noticed a lot of satellite dishes in Lac), a large running water fish tank water feature in front of the TV, and a large wooden trimmed aquarium. It was a gorgeous place to live. I suspect a cooking area and WC round the back on the upper level too, but did not get a glimpse though I could smell something cooking despite the rain.  I was glad we did not stay for snails though. I was also glad the driver, Duc, did not drink the rice wine. 











Final view of the day was of the Hoa Binh Dam, Vietnam's largest HEP provider from 1979-2004. Dzun  likes dams. I can also relate some final trivia about Vietnamese motorbikes and farming: the best bikes are the Hondas, most bikes are 110cc but you can have 175 cc though you have to pass the higher level driving test for that. Red Bull does have a stunt team show here and there was a Ho Chi Minh marathon and mini Tour de Vietnam last month.  Vietnam has just taken over from Brazil as the worlds biggest exporter. of coffee, last year apparently, and does grow cacao and tea as well. (Vietnamese coffee is tasty). The verges of the Highway were planted with oleander and Robinia Frisia - (no wind I thought, and later a whole branch came down at my morning bus stop!). Dzun calls churches 'Jesus office' -as a joke- and petrol stations are 'car ba' ('ba' means drink). There is a beautiful golf resort west of Hanoi in the most spectacular countryside, which may or may not be called 'An Lac'. There are cemeteries; walled, wild areas; memorials and pill boxes here and there if you look.




Friday, 21 June 2013

Day 21 - summer solstice and end of week three

Today there was a thunderstorm while I was at work and it finally rained - it has not rained in Hanoi since the last time I mentioned it here. Cool trip home at the end of the third week of teaching. 

Nyen gave me some pictures she had drawn herself of One Direction. I gave her a little bookmark and one for Dsong too. I also had great success with 'little boxes' the join the dots game, with my oldest and best class, third graders apparently. All seven years old. 





Wrote some final postcards from Hanoi to all and sundry. Watched you all sleeping via my "Living Earth" app.

Going out to Avalon this evening to celebrate Nina's birthday and Pernille's last night, then it's off to Mai Chau tomorrow morning. 


Later: Made it to The Rooftop club, Pacific Place. Now this is more like it!

Day 18 - teaching

Sunrise was at 5:17 am, sunset at 6:37pm, it's 34 degrees and 62% rh today. Today was teaching and blogging.

Teaching is both better and worse. Worse in that the assistants are getting to know me and are thus freer with helpful 'advice', a lot of which is not actually useful! Better in that I feel I know more what I'm doing. Could this be confidence?!  I am finding the assistants ( most of whom are university students) to need as much entertaining as the kids. Meanwhile, I wrote four pages of lesson plans for this week today.


Between classes we were taken up to the Prinicpal's office to have yoghurt with black sticky rice and tea, which they have as a summer snack here, to mark August's last day teaching. He leaves tomorrow for Norway after two months here and they really like him. Maren is taking over his classes. 



There is a very clever youngster in class 1A1, 1A6, who comes on Tuesdays and who speaks English well enough to parry a joke. He drew me a picture today but forgot to leave it for me. He's all of six and really short! His name is Duy Minh (pronounced wee min!). He is very sweet. There are also several Mai Linh of various spellings, all of whom are sweet and cheerful and clever and a quiet girl whose name may be Angela or similar, who also draws me pictures and gave me paper stars last week. Unfortunately I'm sometimes too distracted to follow up on these before I forget how to say their names ( so I can't call to them)! 





Duong showed up at school to see how I was doing and to take photos of me teaching, which she then put in the newsletter and on Facebook I think!  I did not really know what she was doing at the time but as you can see, "Pin the tail on the buffalo" - a split second choice at the end of the lesson when I realised what she was doing- is a huge hit. 



Marie-Ambre, who was out last night to 2pm with the others, is now feeling sick. Apparently Tam gave her cultural induction to one of the newbies that frightened them! It may have been Marie-Ambre. Poor Tam was quite upset too and asked me what I thought! I explained that as I was older I had seen many similar presentations and knew a little about when to take it or leave it but that it could be intimidating to a younger volunteer. There are quite a few 18 or 19 year olds arriving at the moment.

On the way home I bought lychees in a bunch, leaves still on, from one of the iconic lady bicycle hawkers. Delicious, season is almost over according to Tuyet (our cook).   Other miscellanea: I saw an old man lighting a very long, large pipe this morning. The others suggest he may be an addict but I thought it was just tobacco. They have hubble bubble pipes here too.  My favourite dish so far is Com Ga Hoi An - chicken and rice with soy sauce.  Tuyet makes it brilliantly with onions etc on the rice. Yum.  Other Vietnamese dishes are: pho (pronounced fur) -soup of course, bun cha (boon cha) - meatballs, and nem - spring rolls ( fried are delicious).